Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: August 19, 2007

by actorbean
8-19-07
Daaaaaaaaaamn, if it ain't the pirate! Where you been, sugartits? On hiamus?
Busy. A bitch has shit to do from time to time. Recognize. Wait - did you just say "hiamus"?
Yeah, "hiamus". Like when a mofo ain't been doing shit for a long time. "I'm goin' on hiamus for a month while I'm on house arrest". Like that.
Um, I'm pretty sure you mean "hiatus", you furry-assed nutmuncher.
Hey, watch your mouf, heffa. People might hear you and get the wrong idea.
Oh, good point. Then you might have to go on hiamus or some shit. Can't have that.