Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: November 13, 2007

by actorbean
11-13-07
The Dinner Date
Malcolm, it was so sweet of you to invite me over for dinner! What brought this on?
Pffft. Ain't nothin' but a thang, girl. You know I'm nice like that sometimes. I'm not ALL bad, damn!
Still, you didn't have to. So, what's on the menu? Tofu? Bean sprouts? Organic lettuce and artichokes?
Um, I guess it depends, really...
Depends on what?
Depends on whatever you plan on cookin', beeyatch! Now fry me some okra and make it snappy, nappy.