Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: December 19, 2007

by actorbean
12-19-07
What the fu...? Malcolm, is that you?
SHHH! I'm in disguise, waiting for the fat man to show up!
Who, Santa? What the hell for? He never leaves you shit anyway.
I know. That's why I'm incognegro, baby! I'm gonna put my foot in his jolly ass!
"Incognegro"? You seriously need professional help.
Good idea. Do you know Samuel L. Jackson's home number?