Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: December 26, 2007

by actorbean
12-26-07
The Santa Trap
You dumbass! You cannot trap Santa!
Pfft. I got mad skills, girl. He can't TOUCH this!
But it's CHRISTMAS! If you didn't get presents, it's because you're an awful person!
Whatever. All I know is, he's gettin' JACKED tonight. I hope he's got insurance.
He's a magical holiday creature, Malcolm. How can you compete with that?
I've seen every David Blaine special on TV. BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!