Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: January 8, 2008

by actorbean
1-08-08
'Twas the night before Christmas, which was Tuesday before last...
...Come on, fat bastard...come pick up this ass-whuppin' I got for you...
...Malcolm was waiting...
...and then I'm-a pull his beard, and slap Blitzer, and take a Wii outta his bag. That punk is MINE!
...to kick Santa's ass.
TWO trees? I've got a bad feeling about this.
Oh HELLS yeah, Shamu. You gonna need some Maalox after tonight, no doubt!