All comics by actualanus

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
1:00 pm, yellowstone national park
hey what is that little thing over there? Looks like a gopher or somethin'
Hey its diggin' a hole
What a lifestyle...
Hey!

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
What do you want?
What do you fuckin want?!

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
What the hell?
You heard... bitch!
?...Whatever...
uuuhhh duh whatever duh... bitch!
Hey, you know what? your an asshole!
hehe

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
I can't believe that damn kid, anyway, that gopher appears to have a family in that hole..
Hey shit face! What are ya lookin at?!
grrrr!
... somethin' gay probably...
None of your damn business!
... I knew it...

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
Look, just because I won't tell you what I'm looking at, doesn't mean its "gay", I don't have to tell you any...
Shutup, I killed your wife you know hehe
Whateve... I mean shutup!
No, seriously look over there on the grass...
OH MY GOD!!!!
hehe

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
*dead*
Wait... thats not my wife...
Really? oh man hehe sorry dude this has been a big mistake hahahaha oh man this is embarrassing
hahaha no hard feelings, man that was wierd, I was like "whats this kids problem?!", I just had no idea why you would be talking to me like that hehe

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
hehe, yeah again, sorry about that, I got the wrong guy, anyway, catch you later, I got to go find this dude, I think his shirt was a darker blue now that I think about it, later bro
haha yeah, I'll see ya round buddy...
What a nice fella, anyway, the mother gopher appears to be calling out to her young, fascinating...
The End.
Yes! Gophers are remarkable creatures!
I'll say...

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
This traffic is insane!

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
Whats that?
Oh I was just sayin' this traffic! Its ridiculous, I can't cross the street!
Yeah, I've been here before, it is extremely difficult to cross here because when cars aren't coming from the right, they are coming from the left. Its non stop.
Yeah... Well thats no good, damn
Yeah... yeah it sucks...Hey aaah, whats your name anyway?

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
My name? My name's Bevan, whats yours?
forget it...
What? No way, I told you my name, its only fair that you tell...
Drop it man, just forget about it!
... its not important...

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
Look, I don't see what the big deal is...
oh my god, FINE!! My name's Bevan OK?! Happy with that?! Is that good enough?!! your majesty?!!damn...
I don't even believe you...
Believe what you want "bev", if that IS your real name!

 

by actualanus
4-02-03
Well it just so happens that I'm carrying Identification, are YOU?!
Let me see that!
Sure, here it is.... well? What have you got to say for yourself now?
Hey! It says here that your name is Bevan! Thats my name you fucking liar!!! This is a fake!
Is not! You know what? I don't have to listen to this crap! I don't give damn what your name is, I couldn't care less, you got problems buddy!
Don't talk to me, liar...

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
2:30 pm, Yellowstone national park
You tryin' to tell me this is your wife?
Yesiree!
*dead*
You seem a little young, and a little unconcerned
eh, what are ya gonna do?

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
... was found murdered in yellowstone national park yesterday, the suspect is said to be a young male between the ages of 12 and 15 who also happens to be, and I quote, 'in your face'..
how 'bout that?
Turn it awff!!! Its so sad... besides, you're late for work
I'm not late, don't have to be there till 9...
Holy shit! You just missed the coolest thing on tv when you turned around just now

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
fuck you...
Later...
Well, doesn't look like I'm gonna get a chance to cross here, might go wait with those 2 guys over there...
Oh my god this is SO awkward, why won't he leave?! and for cryin' out loud! There couldn't possibly be this many cars in this city, its ridiculous!

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
Hi, how about this traffic huh? Can't even cross the street
Yeah, no kidding, I've been waiting here for ages...
?
pssssst, bevan... bevan!..
What?!
whats that guys name?

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
*sigh*...Why don't you ask him?!
Fine, jerk...Hey, whats your name buddy?
Who me? aaah I'm Trent, Trent Mann, and you are?
My name is Bevan, aaah... Bevan Skel-e-ton

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
Interesting name...
Thats not his name...
Oh reallY? Well it just so happens that I'm carrying identification, are YOU?!
You're carrying MY drivers license!!
No, No its me. I aah gained a little weight over the winter.... seafood

 

by actualanus
4-03-03
Stop lying!!! Its disgusting...
I think you are....... disgust... YOU are the one thats..
Aah look, I don't really care what your names are, I think you both need to calm down, it looks like we're going to be here for a while and I think its best that we get along
FINE! Just tell this jerk to stop pretending his name is my name
Well, I'm not entirely convinced, he DOES have identification...
What the?! Look at the damn picture!! Clearly that is a photo of me!!

 

by actualanus
4-10-03
That bitch over there is hot as hell, hot dog I'm aching for some poontang...
My wifes been dead for like 48 hours now, "Alfred J cock"(my penis) is getting restless...
Hehe, alfred j cock, Thats a great name for my penis, remember that...
Hey!..?.... What the hell?!

 

by actualanus
4-15-03
Oh! hahaha, looks like I'm busted, :) you don't like that name? 'Alfred J cock' isn't your cup of tea huh? :)
as a matter of fact... it is:(... that... thats a great name for a penis:(
Well thats what I was thinkin:)
What have I done? :( All this time I was just thinking about myself and how much fun it would be to kill some guys wife and then rub it in his face...
I didn't realise that this guy is a human being just like me, a human being who has emotions and names his penis:( Nothing I could do would right this wrong I have committed...

 

by actualanus
4-16-03
hehe...yeah.... hey, thats a real cool sweater, I wish mine was that awesome color instead of this STUPID color...
No way, your sweater is totally cool man:)
Nah it sucks... I shouldn't have bought it, I'm such a dummy!>:(
You know what? We could trade if you like:) I think that sweater is 'off tha hook', I could use a change, if you really like this one you can have it bro
Thanks man
By god its a start...

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