JackVII

Author: adambesme

Date: January 24, 2001

by adambesme
1-24-01
Dude, did you ever think about how porn the name of the show "3-2-1 Contact" is? I mean, woah.
Smoke....everyday. Heh. Woah. Dude, we even get WB? What is this junk?
Next on "Temptation Island"...Mandy proves she's a whore. Kaya proves he's gay. The host proves he's a jackass.
Dude, this is whore-tastic. Psh. But I mean, where is the real reality programming?
"Billy I'm sorry, Billy I'm sorry, Billy I'm sorry!" {Lick}
Dude, shield the eyes! I mean, I'm 12, I can't be seeing that junk. Crap. Where's my stash?
Next, on the 10 o'clock news...the war on drugs...are we doing all we can?