All comics by adamddr

 

So you saw nothing?
Yes.
by adamddr, 8-27-07

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
He doesn't know of his impending doom. I shall kill him as he watches his anime porn.
Cartoon boobies make me giggle.
HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU!?
I am your conscience. You really don't want to kill him. He is your friend.
KILL HIM!
This is f*cked up.....

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
He is my friend I guess, but I just got this Jason mask and I need to kill SOMEONE in it!
He has helped you many times. Remember when you got lost at the mall bathroom?
CALM DOWN AND I'LL LEAD YOU TOSAFETY!
OH GOD THIS TOILET IS HUGE! WHERE THE F*CK AM I!?
But then he walked in, saw my pee-pee and laughed.
*sigh*

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
He saw his penis! He deserves to die for that alone! No man should see other man's happy place!
Speaking of which, yours is exposed!
WHAT!? *zip*
It was very small.
Huh!? Don't make fun of me! Its cold in here!
Oh God kill me...

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
Does this mean you're going to ki...
So I pretty much killed him.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHA!
YOU DID WHAT!?
I got bored and off him. People make funny squishy noises when they get stabbed.

 

I didn't expect to run into me here!
by adamddr, 8-27-07

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
Kick ass! That dogs on a ball!
Ruff!
He just totally f*cking rotated!
Ruff!
This shit is boring now.
I'd choke him to death if I had hands.

 

So if I told you I hand a penis as long as this tie, would you believe me?
No.
by adamddr, 8-27-07

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
I'll give you some candy if I can touch you....
Okay.

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
This zen stuff is stupid.

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
Hmmm....
Have you seen any wabbits awound? It is wabbit season afta all.
Yeah! There is one right behind you!
Weally? Gweat!
How I wish it was duck season....

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
Welcome to Huggle the Clowns arcade! Nothing but fun and games here kiddies!
All of the new games are here! Street Fighter! DDR! Time Crisis 4!
Plus, every fifth child will be molested for free!

 

It was a joke!
by adamddr, 8-27-07

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
I challenge you to a break dancing competition!
You just got served!

 

by adamddr
8-27-07
Pizza delivery!
I didn't order any pizza!
How will I ever get in now to kill him?
Go away! I didn't order any pizza!
Uh, Dog on a Ball Entertainment here!
HOLY SHIT LET ME GET THE DOOR!

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Go and destroy my robot! Kill anything in your way! Let nothing stop us now!
Beep boop.
The hell you just say to me!?
I'm gonna go get a non-gay robot now.
Beep boop.....

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
So your my doctor?
I am indeed. I went to Texas A&M. I'm ready to operate!
But I'm just here for a routine check up. What is the saddle for anyways?
Just bend over and hold still.

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Channel 3 News is everywhere you need to be!

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Dear Harold, I hope you enjoy the plant I sent you. It is very rare and needs loving care to grow and make it in the world.
Its name is Bloopy and will bring joy to your life. Love, Mother.
I guess its the thought that counts.
I'm going to eat your soul.

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?
I did the best I could in this foxhole. I mean, I am a doctor and all, but you were blown to pieces.
Danged if I know.
But why do I glow?

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Why did you do it Santa? Why did you kill all the children!
Coal was just too good for the evil ones Frosty. Death was what they deserved and I delivered it upon them.
Christmas will never be the same again...

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Do they really think this jail can hold Santa Claus? I go down chimnies smaller than the gaps in those bars! I shall be free!
Here, Santa used his magic Christmas powers to escape!
I'm glad to be out of there. That sure was amazing how I got out!

 

by adamddr
8-28-07
Santa! You're out of jail! YAY! Christmas is saved!
Little girl. I have watched you all year long and have seen all the evil you have done when you thought no one was watching. I must now kill you. Such is the power of THE CLAUS!

 

How I love burning children.
by adamddr, 8-28-07

 

by adamddr
8-29-07
So when is Dave getting here?

 

Neither would admit it, but they both hated Pac-man.
by adamddr, 8-29-07

 

That was pretty great how we killed that guy right?
Yes.
by adamddr, 8-29-07

 

You promise you'll call?
by adamddr, 8-29-07

 

Hurray!
by adamddr, 9-03-07

 

by adamddr
1-19-11
In a world gone mad, one man must make things right.
In a world deserted as this desert, one man must set things right.
One man must bring civilization back. That man.......

 

IS DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since all life is gone, maybe I'll make a friend. Once I restart things. The DAVE way....
by adamddr, 1-19-11

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