The Real Reason Jesus Killed Himself

Author: adammc

Date: November 3, 2001

by adammc
11-03-01
Jesus is yet again bothered by the woes of mankind....
Shit I always forget to take the hangar out of my shirts
Hey jesus!!!
This bitch ain't that clever...
Yo!! Whats going little girl...
Oh....I'll come back later, I see your a little hung up at the moment...
Jesus was always uncomfortable saying words like "vagina" and "clitoris" being the son of God and all.....
Is another underwear thing.... Go to Mary, she's better with this shit....
Jesus, has gotten so lazy lately....