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by afogler
1-15-01
Adam, don't you ever get tired of sitting on your computer all day?
Oh boy, here it comes...
The true path to happiness lies in faith!
That may be true, but the Bible is missing an integral component of my lifestyle.
Really? What's that?
Pornography.

 

by afogler
1-15-01
Adam copes with a 3-day weekend
All this TV watching is making me depressed... I need companionship.
It's so nice outside! I bet there are all kinds of hot chicks frollicing in the fields!
Hey there Adam, wanna come "watch a movie" in my room? *giggle*
Nahh, I've watched enough TV already today.

 

by afogler
1-15-01
Tuesday morning at the ATUS Help Desk
ATUS help desk, this is Adam speaking.
My computer is broken! I demand that it be fixed--post haste!
Certainly, sir... what seems to be the problem?
I *TOLD* you what the problem was, now fix it! My taxes pay your $7/hr, you filthy college rat!
I'm processing a priority work order for you right now, sir.
Thanks for nothing, geek boy!

 

by afogler
1-15-01
How's your romantic life been, Adam?
Obviosuly not as good as yours, Ms. Yells-So-Loud-Adam-Hears-It-From-Upstairs
Aack! I tried to be quiet!
Strangely enough, I didn't see your guy friend arrive or leave... and that buzzing sound sure was loud.
Errrr... R-Rick was here earlier but he left. That buzzing sound was my.... TV. No!! I have to go now.
That's weird, want me to have a look at it and see what's wrong?

 

by afogler
1-17-01
It's Friday night! Soft porn galore on Cinemax!
* BOW CHIKA CHIKA *
Y'know, all of this obsession with pornography might not come off well with the ladies...
* BURMP BURMP CHIKA * * MOAN *
Dangerous Playtime Erotic Intentions 4? I starred in this movie!
Yessssssss!

 

by afogler
1-19-01
Hey Adam, what's with the Kate Moss look?
Oh, that! I haven't eaten in 3 weeks.
Sweet anal Jesus! This doesn't have anything to do with that new shiny computer in your room, does it?
Not especially... my debts are of no concern...
*sigh*
Hey now, 6 months of nourishment is a fair exchange for a rockin' computer!

 

by afogler
1-19-01
How's your life been, Marauding Acid Bot?
I TAKE PLEASURE CRUSHING THE UNENLIGHTENED! FEAR MY ACID WAVES!
*ACID CIRCUITS ENGAGED*
Gah! This isn't enlightening! I'm being eaten by a purple leech!
HA HA HA! LANGUISH IN THE ASTRAL FIELDS OF TIME, FOUL FLESHLING!
Good heavens, next time keep your waves to yourself, Marauding Acid Bot.
I WOULD RESPOND, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE SPEAKING TO ME IN NAVAHO OR KLINGON... I CAN'T TELL WHICH.

 

by afogler
1-23-01
The Life Of A College Boy vs. Nature
Feeling blue, Adam?
Exhausted is more like it... you animals are so damned lucky. No responsibility at all!
Luck? Responsibility? I don't see your point.
All you do is sit on your ass all day eating food and leaving little goat raisins for me to step on!
While you're at it, don't forget my thrice-daily "Cowboy anal intrusion."
Ah, touche`! I guess it all evens out in the end... *snicker*

 

by afogler
3-12-01
T-Minus One Week To Final Exams
A week? I've got plenty of time! Now for some Team Fortress...
*BOOM* THE ENEMY HAS YOUR FLAG *RATTATATATATAT* *KAPOW*
T-Minus One Day To Final Exams
I've still got 24 hours to study. Besides, I'm owning the red team!
YOU'VE CAPTURED THE ENEMY FLAG *BOOM* *RATATATAT*
T-Minus 5 Minutes To Final Exams
Allrighty, I've got 416 pages to read for 3 subjects... I'm pretty sure I can speed read like Johhny 5 from Short Circuit.
Input! More input!

 

by afogler
9-11-01
Adam inspects his new home for the school year.
Hmm, the new place looks pretty good
Good heavens! A gigantic wilderness bug approaches from the east!
...loodie doo dee doodle loo doo dee...
He'll look lovely nailed over my bed chamber.
Bloody hell.

 

by afogler
6-14-02
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Awww crap!

 

by afogler
6-14-02
Artie Fink, notorious mob informant, finds himself caught at last. Tony Gambini has made good on his threat that Artie would be "sleepin' wit da fishes."
...gurgle glug...
His oxygen dwindling, Artie is thankful he'll die peacefully in the briny deep. He begins to reflect on those he has wronged...
...gloog gargle glug...
...But unfortunately he's stumbled into a neighboring comic, Japanese Schoolgirl Tentacle Demon Rape IV.
!!!
Konnichiwa!

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