All comics by ageless_stranger

 

...so much...pain
Yo, what up G?!
...please...get me down...
So what's good, homie?
I died for these people? What the hell was I thinking?
I'm gonna bounce. You be trifiling.

 

A lesson about stereotypes
Today I want to talk to you about the stereotype that all asians look the same.
We both want to tell you that it just isn't true.
Just because the girl standing across from me that looks exactly like me is of no relation doesn't mean that we all look the same.
Exactly
We also don't eat pets either.
Man, I could really go for a nice kitty sandwich right now...

 

One day Johnny got a letter in the mail...
"Dear Johnny, we're watching you. We know everything that you'll do before you do it."
This made Johnny curious...
If that's true, then I wonder if they know about...
RUN JOHNNY! RUN!
"Yes. We know about the child porn." Oh s@#$!

 

Johnny's needed to hide...
What am I gonna do now? I have to find a place to hide.
He thought that he had found the perfect spot...
Here we go. This place is perfect!
But someone had gotten there first...
Osama?!
I was here first man. You're gonna have to GTFO. So GTFO like you've never GTFO'd before!

 

I wanna talk to you today about racism.
Yeah. It's not something to be laughed at.
Unless you're Michael Richards, then it's hilarious!
...
What?
I think that's my cue to leave.

 

Lessons at the office
Hi. We're gonna teach my friend how to deal with spam today.
Let's see. The first thing the book says is to get a weapon...
WHAT!!
Then it says to kill the person closest to you...
Oh wait! This isn't about spam! Silly me! Sorry about that buddy...

 

Johnny got another letter...
"You can't run from us Johnny. We know everything." - That's gotta be a lie.
"If it was a lie, then how would we know that you'd be putting a nail in your forehead in five minutes?" - I would never do that!
Five minutes later...
What the hell, man?!

 

The filler strip with Johnny!
Hi. Welcome to the filler strip. Today's topic is child pornography.
It's bad!
Exactly! Because trying to film yourself while you break the hymens of underage girls, put them into strange positions, and make them take your seed is just plain wrong.
Uh...yeah...
Someone got a letter again
Let's see. It says,"Keep talking and you'll end up getting yourself caught." - I really need to learn to control myself...
Learn to control what?

 

Why you shouldn't watch those videos...
What are you doing son?
This guy on the G4 forums says to watch his youtube videos. I guess that I'll check them out.
I don't think that you should son. Those videos have an evil effect on people.
Come on Dad. I'm sure that it'll be fine.
I told him not to! Why wouldn't he listen?!

 

So, what are you doing?
Posting pilot ideas.
Why? Those people hate you and your ideas suck.
SILENCE! You people are just jealous that you can't comprehend my genius!
Whatever you say. I'm not the one that still lives with my parents.
HEY! They live with me! Do you hear me?! They live with me!

 

We're here to tell you today that you should stop arguing about who is better. Ninja's and pirates both bring amazing qualities to the table.
He's right. Ninjas are skilled in being stealthy and are very dedicated to everything that they do.
Exactly. Pirates bring a lot to the table, too. Like scurvy and all of the various STDs that they get from wenches.
You just had to go there, didn't you?
What?
I'm leaving. This is exactly why I told my agent this wouldn't be a good idea.

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