Crazy People From the Land Called: Internet

Author: agnt_M

Date: December 21, 2002

by agnt_M
12-21-02
Today we have a special guest, all the way from Arizona. His name is D--uuh, Dirk. How ya' doin Dirk?
You're an obsessive stalker--FROM THE INTERNET.
Riiiiiiiiight.
Does she even know where you live?
I don't think I'm getting through to him.