Crazy People From the Land Called: Internet 2

Author: agnt_M

Date: December 21, 2002

by agnt_M
12-21-02
So, um, C--uh, Dic-- uh... Coc--Dirk! You've been talking to this lady for how long?
For like years, man. She really digs me. We talk on the phone, and I visit her like twice a year!
Sounds like a promising future relationship to me!
LEAVE HER ALONE, MAN. SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
hmm. I think my parents, relatives, and family friends would have something to say about that...