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| Basically, my entire dating life consists of women who would rather get drunk alone, or with other women, than call me. | |
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| She invites me over to cook dinner for her and her roommate, forgets to mention the other guy that's staying there, passes out on the couch and then tells people that I tried to have sex with her. | |
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| Duuuude. "C-a-n-d-i" is "VD" spelled backwards. | |
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| Ooh! Ooh! I like this game! | |
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