Fathertime Struggles

Author: akirajim

Date: November 6, 2002

by akirajim
11-06-02
Father, I require your assistance. I seem to have had an accident while utilizing the power saw.
You tomfool boy! This is why mere children should not toy with power tools!
Will you assist me? It feels as though my brain is drowning in blood.
I should think so.
I believe the blood is now welling up in my eye sockets.
And what if you had broken my power saw? How would I cut wood then, hm? Retire to your room and ponder what havocs you have wreaked!