God Also Hates CBS

Author: akirajim

Date: August 14, 2002

by akirajim
8-14-02
The clouds part above southern California.
Julie Chen, I am the emissary of GOD.
I come with a message. From GOD. Let the Big Brother houseguests go!
Tell God that if he keeps this shit up we'll start killing them. And we won't stop until God shuts his fat trap, either.
But Yahweh does not relent so easily!
Listen up, houseguests- for your next challenge you'll be experimenting with asphyxiation.