Abridged: The Last Temptation of Christ

Author: akirajim

Date: August 14, 2002

by akirajim
8-14-02
That Mary Magdalene chick is hot. I'd sure like to slip her my man sausage.
But my damn dad wants me to die for these losers. What a dick.
God said you can get down now, Jesus.
Okay.
Dammit, that little chick was the devil. I'd sure like to slip her my man sausage.
I get a second chance at dying. I'm so happy.