Knowing is Half the Battle

Author: akirajim

Date: August 16, 2002

by akirajim
8-16-02
Who the hell are you?
ARE YOU THE DIRECTOR SIR?
Yes.
I AM A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GAY RIGHTS COMMISSION OF AMERICA. I AM HERE TO MAKE SURE YOUR FINE MOVIE CONTAINS ENOUGH PENISES AND MAN ON MAN ALL ANAL ACTION TO PROPERLY REPRESENT THE GAY COMMUNITY.
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G. I. JOE!
But we're making Beethoven IV.
GAY RIGHTS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER YOU HOMOPHOBE.