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| Suck my cock behind this rock, lady! | |
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| Oh why oh why didn't I wait until I was married to that hooker?! Even though I wore a "rubber", I got an STD and died! | |
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| Oops, sorry! Because you didn't heed the warnings of a bunch of total fucking ignorant morons, you're going to Hell! | |
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| It's not cool to have sex before marriage! Don't believe the media's lies- if you put your penis in someone who isn't your legally recognized female partner... | |
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| ...you're going to be miserable for the rest of your life. Which isn't going to be very long anyway, because you're going to get an STD and die painfully. | |
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