Showdown: Iraq

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 20, 2003

by akumajinx
1-20-03
I have returned, my children.
Are you Jesus H. Christ?
Uhm, yes. I have come to bring peace to the world.
The thing about that is, I was told that you're not allowed to come back. We have a war brewing, you see.
I see. Well, I guess I can wait another couple of years.
Could you wait about a hundred or so? We've got some big plans with the Bush twins.