Bring me two of every priest.

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 22, 2003

by akumajinx
1-22-03
You say you're twelve years old and looking to get closer to God?
Twelve and a half, sir.
Well, how close to God do you want to get? Up, deep in the clouds where he resides? Those soft, silky...clouds...
OH MY GOD! I'VE BURST IN TO FLAME! WHY?!
FLAMES! THE HORRIBLE FLAMES OF A WRATHFUL GOD!
Ha ha, works everytime.