This Actually Happened (P.S. Not)

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 22, 2003

by akumajinx
1-22-03
Today on Ricki Lake: Your girlfriend has a penis. Operate or Embrace?
It's NBC's Must-See-TV Thursday with Friends! These people are more attractive than you, but you sympathize with their trite problems, anyway!
Investing in NBC was the greatest idea ever. Now people will be begging to go to Hell!
This episode of ER was brought to you by Satan; he owns most of the doctors in the world and they're all willing to sell off your organs at the drop of a hat.