Rumsfeld Reacts

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 23, 2003

by akumajinx
1-23-03
Sir, what are you doing with that gas can and that pack of matches?
Me? Uh, nothing. I'm also...jewish. Yes. Moses and all that jazz.
Right. So, when was your barmitzvah?
Bar whatsa? Well, there was this one time I got really drunk at a bar and....uhm, I mean. Hey, look at that guy, he's talking about oil! HE MUST BE A TERRORIST!
Sorry, Habib. It was either you or me.