Tony In Prison

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 23, 2003

by akumajinx
1-23-03
So, Tony...how's prison?
I met one guy everyone calls "The Twins". He said he'd show me how to spell awkward, but the guard came in to the closet. He told me that my name is really spelled "B-I-T-C-H". Imagine that.
I'd honestly rather not.
So, did I really use magic spells to burn that city down? I didn't even know I had magic spells!
You know, I'll have to check on that. Until then, I've going out to...burn...things...I mean, turn things. Yes, that will do.
Maybe I can use my magic spells to break out? I better ask my lawyer.