Smokey saves the day!

Author: alander

Date: January 11, 2002

by alander
1-11-02
Hey kids, I'm Smokey McChokesalot, here to tell you that smoking cigarettes can change your life!
Yeah I know, I'm just reading this letter about how my grandmother just got lung cancer and died. Thanks Smokey! The smell of her always gave me a headache.
Hmmm, I think maybe if I give this kid some free cigarettes, he may get hooked and come back for more!
Man I hated my grandma. I hope she left me money or something that I can sell for money.
Bye kids! Remember to come back for more if you feel the urge!
Okay Smokey! Thanks for these cool sticks of gum, they don't taste very good though..