You guessed it.

Author: alander

Date: January 14, 2002

by alander
1-14-02
Stop, or my mom will shoot!
Huh? I'm just a rural urban country folk with a hankerin for swing dancin.
Oh ok I must have had the wrong guy... wanna fuck?
Well... I haven't in a few years, but I'll give it a shot.
You cheating son of a bitch. I knew you'd give in to the first 9 eyed monster who came your way, I can't believe this. I want a divorce. I WANT A DIVORCE!
Listen here bitch, you tricked me. Now you die. Method of execution you ask? You guessed it folks. Frank Stallone.