The Truth about Demons

Author: alander

Date: January 28, 2002

by alander
1-28-02
I am the great demon. I have taken over the life force of your mortal friend named Jolig.
God damnit Jolig stop screwing around. I knew if I got you stoned you would get all gay again.
Aww comon... I'm not really acting gay, am I Tristan?
Well, the 3 times you've sucked on my penis tonight kind of gave it away.
Ok, I guess I'll just drink beer then.
Sigh... Doesn't he realize that everything he eats or drinks makes him gay?