How Fat Can They BE?

Author: alander

Date: April 10, 2002

by alander
4-10-02
God Jolig and Billiamson are fat. I wish they were here right now so I could tell them how fat they are.
Hey it's me Billiamson. How are you my good friend Tristan?
Dave, you and Jolig got fucking fat. I just wanted to punch you in the stomach and watch it jiggle for hours, if that's ok with you.
I'm sorry I'm so fat. I wish I could stop eating but I just can't. It's those damned Jews. They just keep feeding me pop tarts.
Later On..
Jolig. I'm tired of everyone calling us fat.
It's because we are fat you fat idiot. Don't talk to me while I'm eating pop tarts.