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Author: alander

Date: April 18, 2002

by alander
4-18-02
happy X-MAS for Tristan!
Hi there young lad, what do you want for Christmas?
A vibrating inflatable woman with lifelike orifaces and anotomically correct breasts that shoot milk.
Oh, dear.
Hand it over, fat man. Or else I'll kick your fucking ass back to China where you belong!
Yeah, you better run. Oh God I have to piss. I shouldn't have eaten that yellow snow!