All comics by alex495

 

by alex495
5-29-01
Try to offend me!
ok.... i am really black
DIE NIGGER!!!!!!! I WILL KILL U!!!!

 

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by alex495
5-29-01
I am gary!! hello computer i am home from school!! time for counter strike!!!
Yes come play counterstrike on me
Oh no u are broken!! help i cant play counter strike!!
Yes i am broken!!
I know what to do!! I will call nimesh and cry!!

 

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by alex495
5-29-01
howdy asian girl.. i am a desi called nimesh
ok, do u like me
yes i love u!!!!!!!!!!
ok.... now i own u but i wont go out with u!!!!
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRIVE ME PLACES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
YOU ARE SO HOTT COMPUTER!!!!!
COME WHACK OFF ON ME!!!
YOU ARE SO HOT U GIVE ME MUCH PLEASURE!!
YESSS I AM ALL YOURS!!
U MAKE ME EJACULATE!!!
U SET ME ON FIRE!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
TULIKAAAAAAA LET ME SEE YOUR CHEMISTRY LAB!!!!!!!
OK GARY ANYTHING FOR YOU
I THINK I KNOW YOU VERY WELL TULIKA... I THINK ITS TIME WE MOVE TO A NEW LEVEL!!!!!
OK!!!!!!!
BIOLOGY@#$!!$!#$$!@$#$@#@!#~!
YAY!!!!!!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
GARY... THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT....WHEN I GET HOME YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO THE STORE.... LOVE MOM
LEAVE THE HOUSE?!?!?! OH NO!!! ANXIETY BUILDING...GETTING NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
OH NO.... IM GONNA PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIGHT AS WELL KILL MYSELF!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
hm.... the computer isn't working
what should i do since the computer is dead???
might as well put a nail in my head....

 

by alex495
5-29-01
are you one of them black robots
gulp.... yes
come here and take care of this jim
damn
uhh...mechanized nigger will do
what do you want it to say on your tombstone???? bebe's robot, cornelius the machine, afro steel, blackbot............?

 

by alex495
5-29-01
yess come whack off on me!!!
YOU ARE SO HOT I LOVE U!!!
OH YESS!! LEMME HAVE IT!!!!
IM CUMMING!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOOD SHIT!!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
I will grant you one wish if you sell me your soul RAJ
uhhh... let me think
hmmm.... let me be attractive to all girls in the world
Impossible... just stick to suing the shit out of everyone
what the fuck....

 

by alex495
5-29-01
I am sarah otner, the beast, can i be your friend, i will pretend to be dumb
NO
i like to be dumb!!!!
let me check this fire for food!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
Mr. PATEL I HEARD UR RAP IT WAS GREAT!!!!!
.............
well say something!!!!
SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by alex495
5-29-01
When i say 1066 you...!
where are my shoes!!!!!
let me look for them in that fire!!!

 

by alex495
5-30-01
hello nimesh, what's up
hello gary, nothing much
lets go outside
sure
bend over
shit

 

by alex495
5-30-01
AHHH!!! HELLO RZ!! GOOD JOB!!!
YEA YEA
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT!!!!
?
BEND OVER!!!

 

by alex495
5-30-01
things just can't get any worse for me, my nuts fucking itch so much
in comes rz
SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE
fuck
thats better

 

by alex495
5-30-01
MEET JP!
oh dog you are too funny!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
LICK MY PUSSY!!!
good job

 

by alex495
5-30-01
g
damn cable is out...what should i do??
debbie does dallas!!!!

 

by alex495
5-31-01
a note from s from school
meet me online today after school - sarah
what am i going to do?!?! what might she say?!?!?
I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!
oh god!!! im about to puke for all the wrong reasons!!

 

by alex495
5-31-01
HELLO I AM DR MENDELL A HINDU TEACHER
what do you teach?
COLLEGE PREP SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by alex495
5-31-01
greg's mom wrote him a note
greg....go home right away after school today
i guess i better go home

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