TO BE A JERK

Author: alexandria

Date: April 14, 2005

by alexandria
4-14-05
JERK TALKS TO STRANGER
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE EVERYTHING GOING GO FOR YOU? IT'S LIKE A COSMIC WAVE AND YOU HAVE THE BLAH, BLAH,BLAH...
SOOOOO NOT INTERESTING.
JERK TALKS TO CO WORKER
YOU KNOW I'M SOO DARN GOOD AT WHAT I DO I MEAN I COULD BE A PROFESSOR AT THIS STUFF. YOU SEE I HAVE THIS NATURAL GROOVE AND I GOT THIS WAY BLAH BLAH BLAH......
WHAT A JERK ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S SOO PERFECT AND GOOD AT STUFF........I WISH I WAS LIKE HIM OHH.
JERK TALKS TO HOT GIRL
OH YEAH THE LADIES LOVE ME IT'S CAUSE I;M GOOD AT EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND IF YOU LIKE YOU COULD CALL ME AND WE CAN HOOK UP AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
WHOA! MAJOR EGO BUT KINDA HOT I'LL GIVE HIM A TRY. I GUESS.