I just got back from Blockbuster

Author: allenhenderson

Date: February 25, 2003

by allenhenderson
2-25-03
I would like to rent this movie please.
Sir I'm seeing that you have fifty-two dollars in late fees.
I'm afraid I must dispute those charges.
The charges are on a movie you just turned in when you walked in the door!
I don't remember ever renting or turning in any movie. You are offending me deeply.
The movie you returned was just an mpeg1 CD copy of the original, and the video starts with a title saying "h4Xx0r3d and burned by Allen Henderson"