Wish I had bought some mutual funds right before the coma

Author: allenhenderson

Date: July 2, 2002

by allenhenderson
7-02-02
Gah! Where am I?
You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma for the past 16 years.
What fantastic things must have come to pass in that time span!
Well for one, it is now customary to tip hospital orderlies.