The Happiest Halloween Ever

Author: allenhenderson

Date: October 31, 2002

by allenhenderson
10-31-02
Trick or treat!
Oh man you're a scary varmit. Here ya go. You can have your choice of a decaf frappuccino, dried shrimp raman, or an apple.
Those aren't treats!
Please don't judge how I live my life.
Come on honey, leave that man with his pain.
I'm just sayin' "decaf"!? What the hell!...I mean "heck", sorry mom.