morose robot VII: D.U.I.

Author: alliterator

Date: September 29, 2003

by alliterator
9-29-03
I don't think I can use the name Melvin.
Why not?
Well, I'd probably get sued by Douglas Adams's lawyers.
Meanwhile...
I swear, I didn't have more than a two or three drinks... or maybe seven. But that's all!