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by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Deep with in the OLGC, two young people dream of office love...
I wonder what he's thinking of? Is it something romantic? Sexy? Epic?
Didn't I use to have a hat?
Deep within the OLGC, one young person dreams of office love, whilst the other broods on hat-related subjects...
He's going to say something... I hope it's about my hair...
Hey Jeannie, have you seen my hat?
Next time: who has taken Kiby's hat?
*$#%&@!!
I bet she took my hat.

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Back at home, Kiby is still concerned over the welfare of his beloved head apparel...
Man, I really miss that hat. It was awesome. I bet someone stole it. Bastards.
After heading out for a quick jaunt to the local arcade, Kiby runs into a be-hatted pal...
Mr. Amish Man - you clearly like hats. Have you stolen mine?
No, son. Stealing is against my religion. So are arcades. Thus, I am leaving. Also, I do so wish you'd call me 'Daddy'.
Oh, Kiby! You loveable scamp, you! Next time: no, seriously, who has Kiby's hat?
Whatever, "Dad"
My heart is breaking...

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
The next day, still hatless, Kiby sought out sustenence to sustain him on his quest...
Hey J. Dog, what's the haps?
Oh, you know, just hanging out here, getting lunch at our common workplace cafeteria.
However, the sight of a lovely co-worker sidetracked him somewhat...
Now is the time to see if those secret ninja powers that the devil gave me actually work...
Eating sure is neat. I quite enjoy pizza, and also tofu. I think that if someone put tofu on a pizza, it'd be yum...
Next time: Will Kiby use his nekkedizing powers for good or ill? And for F**k's sake, who has his darn hat?
Glee!
... the hell?

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Today we find our open-headed hero in much peril...
So, yeah man, someone took my stinking hat and now I'm like on this quest and all... Which is cool, I guess, but I'm a simple guy...
.....
Luckily, he seems not to appreciate his position...
I like the little comforts like a couch and an X-Box, plenty of Red Bull, some Doritos and pizza on hand, maybe some Mars Bars...
............
Oh Kiby! What a character! Next time: will Kiby find his hat?
I guess what I'm getting at is that I just don't know if I'm up to this quest challenge, you know? You ever feel like that, invading Earth?
...I wasn't going to do this, but you get butt-probed now. Yeah. For real.

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Kiby felt it was time to give thanks where thanks were due...
Hey, Devil, d00d, thanks for the super awesome powers of NEKKID LADIES!
... hehe nekkid...
I mean, seriously, you are like awesome. I don't know why people go on about you being evil and crap.
This kid would be so much cooler if...
The devil does not appreciate gratitude, so it's best not to try. Next time: Kiby finds someone else with a hat!
... the hell?
I am so funny.

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Kiby turns to his sister. She's really cool.
Ally! You have to help me! Use those sheep-related powers that life in Scotland has undoubtedly bestowed upon you and make me not a sheep!
I don't know what you're talking about. Now go away, I have to write me an essay.
Dude, you're in Scotland. That means automatic powers over sheep, golf, and booze. I'm a sheep. Fix it!
I'm going to ignore your stereotyping ways, but only because you smell worse as a sheep than as a brother. Slightly.
Next time: Kiby battles a Wizard?
Ahhh, much better.
Ew, maybe I was wrong about the smell. At least when you were a sheep I could knit you...

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
One day, Kiby was challenged to a duel by a powerful Wizard...
I do believe I shall summon the powers of all the elements to quash you, Kiby!
Bring it on, loser. When I beat you down, I'm a take your hat. How do you like me now?
The battle was truly epic.
*MAGICKSSS!*
*NEKKIDIZATION!!*
Apparently, Kiby could only win if he really *wanted* to see a nekkid old man. Next time: Kiby searches hi and low for his hat!
Hehe. I win.
Dammit!

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Hat?
Hat?
Next time: Kiby asks for help from God!
Hat?
Come and get it, pretty boy.

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Kiby felt it was time to ask for help from a Higher Power: THE higher power, that is!
Jesus? I need some help. Someone took my hat and I can't figure out who!
Kiby, perhaps God has not ordained that you shall find your hat. Have you considered this?
Well then he should have told me that himself. Like in a dream or a vision or something.
You mean a vision... like *this*?
Sadly Kiby did not hear what he wanted to hear... Next time: Kiby finally returns to work!
Not funny, Jesus. Alright? Not funny at all.
Hahaha whatever, you are so going to hell now. And stop looking for your stupid hat. It's gone.

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
After giving up the search for his hat, Kiby returns to work at Ontario Lottery and Gaming, Canada!
Hey Jeannie. How's it going?
Where have you been all week? The boss is like going nuts!
That guy? Whatever. He probably hasn't even noticed.
I dunno... here he comes, gotta go!
Boy, Kiby sure is a lucky little bastard! Next week: SOMETHING HAPPENS!
AH! Young Mr. Kibois! *Grarg* Fine work this week, my boy. Fine work. *Grarg* Keep it up!
Um... I'll do my best... uh..."Grarg"?

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
After finally asking Jeannie on a date, Kiby experiences some self-doubt...
...
Say something nice. Tell her you like her boob. No, both boobs.
My house is the next one on the right...
No, no! Her... teeth... no, legs... no... Damn! What do I say?
Will Kiby's dazzling charm work? Will he get the girl? Tune in next time to find out!
I LIKE YOUR FACE!!!!
......

 

Yes. Yes he does.
!!!!!
....?
by allyeulalie, 8-04-08

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
*study study mathymath study*
Hehehe...
*think hard study math ponder calculate ignore*
BARG!!
*numbers letters thinkythink brainstorm therefore conclude question qualify study study*
... the hell?

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
One day, some Nerdlinger dared to bring up the forbidden subject of 'the hat'.
Hey Kiby, did you ever find your hat?
No. Drop it.
He never did that again... Mmmm, bacon.
But I thought it was like really important to you, your favourite hat...
I SAID DROP IT!

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
During a routine physical...
Let's get you prepped for your breast reduction surgery, Mr Kibois!
Ummm, I'm not getting a br-
I SAID SURGERY!
Ummm, 'kay.
Later...
If he wasn't getting a breast reduction surgery, he should have said so. How was I supposed to know?
To be fair, it should have been kind of obvious...

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Looks like Kiby is up to some kind of trouble...
I have created a robot! What a totally crazy and original thing to do!
*Beep beep*
Robot: go kill my enemies!
*KILL*
Yeah, Kiby isn't bright.
Ummm... 'kay...
*Beep beep*

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Kiby has a friend!
...
Yay!
They are great friends!
Oh...

 

by allyeulalie
8-04-08
Kiby is throwing a party!
...
...
Want some Mountain Dew?
Woah, those guys are crazy...
Yeah.

 

DID YOU KNOW KIBY WAS BORN IN SPACE? It's true.
...?
Meh!
by allyeulalie, 8-04-08

 

by allyeulalie
8-05-08
Kiby has been turned into a bull...
...
What?
But he still don't like monkeys.
Hatechoo.

 

by allyeulalie
8-05-08
Listen, 'Merica. I don't like you, and the way your interpretation of evil works, that means that you probably want to eliminate me.
But it's time that we pool our hate, and work together for the common good; the apprehension and destruction of one man...
Hello young man, would you like to purchase a copy of Windows Vista?
... for crimes against humanity. US of A, it's your call.

 

I wonder what Kiby is up to today?
I sure do like video and computer games.
IT'S TRUE!!
by allyeulalie, 8-05-08

 

by allyeulalie
8-13-08
Kiby has an exam today. It requires much concentration.
H'okay. So. Math. Let's go, math! Hmmm... maths. Math math math maths maths. Mmmmmaths. Aaaaths. Maths.
Mathematics! Ma-ma-ma-mathematics! Ma-haaaaaa-thematics! Ma-ha-ha-aths!
Perhaps that was too much. Oh, Kiby! You rascal!
MAAAAAAAATHS!
Mr. Kibois, although your song is very catchy, singing during an examination is inappropriate.

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