The Bonfire of Inanities

Author: amberfunnies

Date: November 4, 2003

by amberfunnies
11-04-03
Noted pathologist Dr Michael Baden testifies...
Scott Peterson couldn't possibly have launched that boat at the Berkeley Marina in the dark without using the ramp! It's UNAPPROACHABLE! Can I have a swig?
No further questions, Your Honor.
Professor William Shields, a virtually unknown ornithologist testifies...
That feather could have come from one in any eleven Caucasians! It's INAPPROPRIATE to use science that's biased against the defendant.
HAIR!! No further questions, Your Honor.
Jackie is well pleased...................... The Peterson Family cash reserves....
Mark Geragos is GLORIOUS!! I think I'm in love.
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