Series Idea Number One: Default Vaudeville

Author: ambulancedriver

Date: May 13, 2003

by ambulancedriver
5-13-03
Ms. Zedong, would you like to hear the story of how I almost died?
Why yes, Ms. Xiaoping, please tell us the story of how you almost died.
We were in this boat, and the boat just suddenly flips over, and he drowns. So he's all dead, and I'm all wet and pissed off.
Why, how did you make it back?
I don't remember, but I might have Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Boy, are we ever Asian.