The Reality My Alarm Clock Prevents

Author: ambulancedriver

Date: April 28, 2004

by ambulancedriver
4-28-04
Wow, I can't believe it! I'm on Mars! And what's that coming this way?
Hello, we've been waiting for you! Follow me, and I will lead you to the chocolate volcanoes and rock-awesome ninja fights!
Can it be? Does the Mars Fairy tell truths!
Greetings! I was just about to totally flip out on some guy, and then I will lead you to the sexy chicks with accents that you can make out with!
Mars is just as I imagined! It is like the Earth without the grating reminders of the uselessness of existence!