Why living-undead marriages never work.

Author: amelinda

Date: June 27, 2005

by amelinda
6-27-05
I'm sorry, Brainy, but I can't go on with you any more. You know what they're calling me? A zombie lover. Me. A zombie lover.
I'm a clown, Brainy. You know what that means? I'm ... I'm ... I'm feared by small children and laughed at by adults.
[sob] Ok, Ok, I'll stay. You talked me into it.