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by amyleem
5-09-01
Hey, Mister, what's a squirrel got to do for a crust of bread?
Hey, Mister, what's a martyr gotta do for some spare change?
Now, that's good

 

by amyleem
5-09-01
Why're you wearing that diaper, ya big sissy!
I love how the squirrels taunt the Christians...

 

by amyleem
5-09-01
Hangin on my high cross, high cross, my cross, hanging on my high cross banging my head...
Bring out the hammer, bring out the nails, someone wants to hear the Saviour wail!
You know, sometimes that death guy just doesn't show up soon enough...

 

by amyleem
5-09-01
that's a cute diaper...
it's not a diaper it's a miniskirt
Sittin on my high cross, high cross, my cross, sitton on my high cross, banging my head
Bring out the hammer, bring out the nails, somone wants to hear this Saviour wail!
Damn my Father, for not making a rule about taking my likeness in vain...

 

by amyleem
5-09-01
What kind of comic can I make without Jesus and a squirrel, there has to be something I can think of....
I don't think she can do it...
There's got to be something funny that doesn't have Jesus hanging there...and that cute fluffy squirrel
I wanna nail that squirrel to a cross...
I'm omnipotent, I knew she couldn't....
Show off!

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