Bullshittery

Author: andrew_decastro

Date: December 22, 2016

by andrew_decastro
12-22-16
So it's 9pm, I've already begun my night cap, I'm in my jammies, and there's an envelope at the bottom of my door.
...
It's contents incudes: A photo of a smartly dressed man - orange in face, and an obvious toupee; And five grand in cash.
Wha-a-a-at...?
The words 'Football must not see Jan 6th' were written on the photo. Someone must have it in for this guy. But why would they send this to me?
I dunno... I could use the money though.