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| You're getting Russell Crowe to impersonate me in this reconstruction? Why can't I play myself? | |
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| No offence or anything, but ratings tend to be inversely proportional to the number of hideously ugly people in a show. | |
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| Well, that doesn't seem to apply with "Eastenders"! Anyway, Russell Crowe?! He looks like an unshaven down-and-out! | |
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, you'll help us out with the script? | |
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| I'm loathe to be involved in a production featuring that whoremonger. | |
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| Speaking of which, is your mother home? I could do with a quick one. | |
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