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Andy Dougan, filler of newspaper space, and Russell Crowe, filler of newspaper space, at the BBC
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| Hello, Russell. I'm here to help script this reconstruction. | |
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| So I was reading about you getting your arse soundly handed to you in a bar the other day. Not so hard without our entourage, are we? | |
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| In future you'd better stick to picking on weedy little wimps who can't fight back. | |
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| Exactly what I was just thinking. | |
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