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Andy Dougan, film critic, is writing a script for the BBC
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| Well? Have you taken out everything that's not relevant to John Pienaar's disappearance? | |
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| Yeah, but it's not much cop now. This John Pienaar isn't very interesting. | |
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| So to make up for that, I've embellished the language a bit. Here. | |
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| "Lo and be ye holden. Upon yon scene bideth John of Pienaar. John." | |
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| Is that the correct conjugation of "to bide"? | |
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