End Times LXXVI

Author: andydougan

Date: December 17, 2002

by andydougan
12-17-02
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
John Pienaar is four feet tall with a moustache and was last seen sitting on a barstool. If you have any information, call us on 0132 882 1971.
Hmm...
Calls will cost 10p a minute. Please ask your parents before dialing.
Ach! A *minute*?