End Times LXXVII

Author: andydougan

Date: December 17, 2002

by andydougan
12-17-02
Hello?
Hi, is that the BBC? I saw your programme. I'm the man who kidnapped John Pienaar.
Look, Hague, I thought I told you to stop calling! If you're bored, I can easily find something for you to do!
No, no, I really am the kidnapper.
Though why you want this John Pienaar guy back eludes me. He's the most boring person who ever lived. After Jonathan Dimbleby.
IT'S THE KIDNAPPER!