End Times XCIV

Author: andydougan

Date: December 28, 2002

by andydougan
12-28-02
Welp, this one has me stumped.
Oh, wait. There was this old guy who used to hang around the graveyard masturbating on the tombstones.
Oh?
Yeah, we were a bit concerned he might progress onto actually exhuming bodies and violating them. I can give you his address if you like.
I suppose it can't hurt to pop in.
Okay, it's 3 Balfour Street, Jerusalem, Israel...