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| I think there's some kind of commotion in the victim pit. Maybe I should go and see what's up. | |
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| On the other hand, I'm having a good time sticking my finger up my urethra while watching this film of gerbils being crushed by platform shoes. Decisions, decisions... | |
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| Ah, well. I think it was Goethe who wrote "he who in shaky times wavers only increases the evil, but the person of firm decision fashions the universe". | |
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| Next on Channel 5: "The Dunblane Massacre: Unseen and Uncut". Oh, did I mention NewsCorp now owns this channel? | |
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