End Times XCV

Author: andydougan

Date: January 9, 2003

by andydougan
1-09-03
I think there's some kind of commotion in the victim pit. Maybe I should go and see what's up.
*crunch* *snap*
On the other hand, I'm having a good time sticking my finger up my urethra while watching this film of gerbils being crushed by platform shoes. Decisions, decisions...
Squeak!
Ah, well. I think it was Goethe who wrote "he who in shaky times wavers only increases the evil, but the person of firm decision fashions the universe".
Next on Channel 5: "The Dunblane Massacre: Unseen and Uncut". Oh, did I mention NewsCorp now owns this channel?