End Times IC

Author: andydougan

Date: January 18, 2003

by andydougan
1-18-03
Ariel Sharon, worst dictator since the Tyrannosaurus Rex
Don't you have elections coming up in Israel or summat?
Ugh. Don't remind me. Right when I'm up to my scalp in corruption scandals, too. We go to the polls on the 28th.
Isn't that the day after Blix and the boys report back on Saddam's world-destroying arsenal?
Bingo. The hope is that we'll go to war on the eve of the vote, and I'll be spared an electoral gubbin'.
What if Iraq anthrax-bombs the country?
Chance'd be a fine thing.